M.S.D.S. Mark III Ends “Ambush Leopard’s” Reign of Terror

(Warning Graphic Photo Ahead – not for the faint of heart)

Today I’m proud to report the capture of Arionna, a.k.a the Ambush Leopard. Renown for her snowball ambush tactics preceded by a distinctive “Rebel holler”, she is single handedly the greatest threat to Dad’s peace in the Greater Denver Metro Area.

To counter this threat, I developed the Mass Snow Delivery System Mark III (M.S.D.S.). Although it lacks accuracy, it makes up for it by blanketing a wide area in snowy powder. It has a mediocre range, lacking the accuracy and distance of a well packed “snow grenade”, but it can maintain a rate of fire higher than any non-prepared snow ball position.

Mass Snow Delivery System Mark III

Before hunting the Ambush Leopard, I made sure to outfit myself in my 100% Recycled Bovine Hide Snow Resistant Jacket and Snow Repelling Varmint Furred Head Gear. So equipped, I staked out the Ambush Leopard’s primary hunting ground, a snow covered driveway. I proceeded to go about performing what activities have successfully attracted the Ambush Leopard’s attentions in the past, namely, clearing snow from the driveway.

Me and the M.S.D.S Mark III waiting for the "Ambush Leopard" 

I didn't have long to wait. Shortly after beginning snow clearing operations, I spotted the Ambush Leopard’s distinctive camouflage outfit lurking behind a tree. Out of range, I turned my back on her, luring her to make her strike. Seemingly distracted, I counted to three. The Ambush Leopard had taken the bait and was preparing to strike. Just as her distinctive “Hoop and Holler” yell was made, a sound which will continue to haunt my dreams, I tightened my grip and let loose with a full battery of the M.S.D.S. Mark III. The following photo speaks to the success of the mission:

"Ambush Leopard' -  Reign of Terror finished by the M.S.D.S Mark III

At long last, the terror of the Ambush Leopard is ended. After interrogating the captive, I have determined there may be a greater conspiracy than that of a lone snow terrorist at work here. An evil mastermind, possibly the legendary Kaylee, a.k.a “Ice Shard”, could be coordinating these attacks. I’ll keep you posted on any developments as I find them.