Murphy's Law ?

Post Dinner conversation between my daughters.

Alora: "My history report is on Audie Murphy."
Kaylee:  "Don't you mean Eddie Murphy?"
Alora: "No, it's Audie Murphy, the war hero."
Kaylee: "Why would you name your kid after a car?"

OMG!

Audie Murphy

(And for completeness):

Eddie Murphy

Dinner IS optional!

Alora: "What are we having for dinner?"
Me: "Pancakes."
Kaylee: "More like 'Charcoalcakes'"
Me: "Your 19 now, Kaylee.  If you don't eat its no longer considered child abuse...I'm just saying!"